So here I present to you Louise's diet plan...
1. Have a baby
2. Have another baby
3. Spend every meal time trying to eat while doing a combination of these things: picking up dropped forks, getting drinks, getting more blueberries, exchanging blueberries for watermelon, trying to spoon foods into the little one, picking up that fork again, mopping up spilled drinks, wiping hands and faces, taking toddlers to the bathroom.
4. Come back from that bathroom trip to find the dog with his head in your plate licking your dinner.
5. Give up.
6. Have a glass of wine instead.
There you have it! It's not healthy and no doctor recommends it but at least wine is good for you... right? Yes! It's full of antioxidants and resveratrol. Thanks science!
30 Day Photo Challenge Day 2: What you wore today.
3 comments:
Good for you! But I suspect your diet probably hasn't worked for me yet because I forget the wine and substitute chocolate. Note to self: drink more booze.
Louise, somehow this miracle diet has not yet worked for me... hmmm... maybe because I still find time to eat, somehow. In any rate - you look great! CONGRATS!
Another great blog post - thanks for always giving me a good laugh and a smile! Love the t-shirt!
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