Monday, May 11, 2009

"Not Me" Monday

I've been reading this blog and every monday the author posts a list of the things that 'someone else' may have done that week... things that one may not normally want to admit to in public. It's pretty funny, so I thought I'd make my own 'not me' Monday post.

Here are the things I definitely did not do in the past week...

I did not use the incredible four hour nap Fiona took last monday to read my book and eat cheetoes instead of cleaning up the dishes that had been piled up in the kitchen for two days. And I definitely didn't ignore them on Tuesday too so I could finish the book. And the Cheetos. Not me!

I absolutely did not let Fiona play with a packet of batteries so that she'd be distracted for long enough for me to change her diaper before rolling off the changing mat and crawling away. Only a completely irresponsible mother would do such a terrible thing! Not me!

I definitely didn't let Brodie lick her hands clean after lunch, partly because it makes her giggle like crazy, and partly because it makes cleaning her up easier... that would be totally gross, I'd never do a thing like that, not me!

Anything you 'didn't' do this week that you feel like you need to admit to? :-)


Michelle said...

I absolutely did not read your 'Not Me Monday' blog at work then spend ages reading the My Charming Kids blog instead of doing my job, not me!

Mrs Chronic-Shock said...

It definitely wasn't me who stopped at 7-11 and got two chocolate covered doughnuts and chocolate milk to go with them. Nope...wasn't me.

Louise said...

Michelle - I don't do that either. I never put Fiona down for a nap, plan to clean, and spend an hour on the internet instead :-)

Mrs - I think that would be justified. You have another person inside you, and he needs his own doughnut!! Also, milk is very healthy and full of protein and calcium.

Mum said...

What a great website -I love all the bad things people didn't do! I didn't just sit here for an hour instead of calling you!

Louise said...

I'm glad you didn't, or I'd cry ;-)